Elephant Jokes and a Quick Note

Q: How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

A: You can see his footprints in the cheese cake.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
A: Here come the elephants.

Q: What did Jane say?
A: Here come the plums, she was color blind.

One of the first books I remember buying from the Scholastic Book Mobile in 7th grade was …..you got it, 101 Elephant Jokes. I wish I still had it, but don’t fear, as time goes by I’ll dredge more of them out of my memory. Shoot some my way if you have them!

Quick Note for the Day.
This is for Classic Rock Program Directors. Songs that sucked in the ‘70’s and ‘80’s still suck today..just because they are old doesn’t make them classic rock. Examples: Elton John and Kiki Dee doing Don’t go Breaking My Heart, Manfred Mann’s version of Blinded by the Light…the original from Springsteen rocks, Manfred Mann’s blows, anything by Styx. To be honest the last great rock album done was Darkness on the Edge of Town, by Springsteen in 1978, rock pretty much went down the tubes after that.